Sunday, June 24, 2012

MONGOOSE vs. COBRA

I am MONGOOSE. I am from Procyon IV, or a planet we call Deiyisha. I am here to hunt reptillians, such as Cobras, Dragons and snakes. Sometimes I like to go duck hunting and one duck I am interested in is a species known as Drake.

Do not be fooled by the lies of COBRA. This entity is a synthetic operative of the Gizeh Intelligence, the Bafath, and the Empire of Dracos, working for the benefit of the earth Cabal to spread lies, disinfo, and false hope.

I have come to earth to kick reptilian ass and chew bubblegum.

I am all out of bubblegum and feel like having dinner.

Snake meat, raw, is on the menu for this hungry mongoose.